"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
This quote right here is the answer to everytime guys would see me and ask, “how’d he get her!?”(via timothydelaghetto)
If they can’t make you laugh then don’t fuck them.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have